Cafe Hysteria
Investor Due Diligence Report
by Madison Huizinga
substackMedia
Stories and thoughts on media, art, growing up, and being a woman online.
8K
800 paid
N/A
Pricing
$5/mo
$40/yr annual option
$3K
800 paid subs
$3K/mo – $3K/mo(±0%)
6.5
50.5
0.71%
(comments + likes) / subscribers
Previously Weekly
1.0 posts/week
79/100
Consistent (~7.6d avg)
| Newsletter | Subscribers | Weekly Growth | Price | Platform |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Women Post | 36K | N/A | $8/mo | substack |
| London Centric | 36K | N/A | $7.95/mo | substack |
| Scrolling Infinito | 28K | N/A | Free | substack |
| Uncomfortable Conversations with Josh Szeps | 27K | N/A | $6.99/mo | substack |
| Month | Subscribers | Est. Revenue | Change |
|---|---|---|---|
| Feb 2026 | 8K | $2,760 | — |
| Mar 2026 | 8K | $2,760 | ~0% |
| Apr 2026 | 8K | $2,760 | ~0% |
Platform Dependency
Hosted on substack subdomain
Publishing Consistency
Regular publishing schedule
Key Person
Single-author publication — key-person dependency
Revenue Model
Active paid subscription tier
Subscriber threshold
8K subscribers — above the 3K category median for first paid tier
Has paid tier
Active paid subscription offering
Peer monetization
100% of 154 similar-size peers in Media have paid tiers
Pricing position
$5/mo vs $6/mo category median (843 newsletters)
| Date | Monthly | Annual |
|---|---|---|
| Mar 2026 | $5 | $40 |
Disclaimer: This report is generated automatically based on publicly available data and proprietary estimation models. Estimated subscriber counts are derived from engagement patterns and should be verified through direct disclosure. Revenue estimates are based on known pricing and estimated paid subscriber counts. This report is for informational purposes only and should not be the sole basis for investment decisions.
Score based on available components only.
| Component | Score | Weight |
|---|---|---|
| Engagement Rate | 66/100 | 30% |
| Paid Subscriber Ratio | 90/100 | 25% |
| Heretics with Andrew Gold | 25K | N/A | $7.5/mo | substack |