Parakeet’s Substack
Investor Due Diligence Report
by Parakeet
substackCulture
Poetry, thoughts, & musings.
1K
70 paid
N/A
Pricing
$8/mo
$80/yr annual option
$445
70 paid subs
$445/mo – $445/mo(±0%)
Previously Occasional
0.1 posts/week
Score based on available components only.
| Component | Score | Weight |
|---|---|---|
| Newsletter | Subscribers | Weekly Growth | Price | Platform |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Footnotes and Tangents | 45K | N/A | $5/mo | substack |
| Subtle Maneuvers | 39K | N/A | $7/mo | substack |
| Museletters | 39K | N/A | $5/mo | substack |
| 3 Worlds / 3 Moons | 38K | N/A | $8/mo | substack |
| Month | Subscribers | Est. Revenue | Change |
|---|---|---|---|
| Feb 2026 | 1K | $445.2 | — |
| Mar 2026 | 1K | $445.2 | ~0% |
| Apr 2026 | 1K | $445.2 | ~0% |
Platform Dependency
Hosted on substack subdomain
Key Person
Single-author publication — key-person dependency
Revenue Model
Active paid subscription tier
Subscriber threshold
1K subscribers — below the 2K category median (based on 1970 newsletters)
Has paid tier
Active paid subscription offering
Peer monetization
100% of 942 similar-size peers in Culture have paid tiers
Pricing position
$8/mo vs $5/mo category median (3591 newsletters)
| Date | Monthly | Annual |
|---|---|---|
| Mar 2026 | $8 | $80 |
Disclaimer: This report is generated automatically based on publicly available data and proprietary estimation models. Estimated subscriber counts are derived from engagement patterns and should be verified through direct disclosure. Revenue estimates are based on known pricing and estimated paid subscriber counts. This report is for informational purposes only and should not be the sole basis for investment decisions.
| Paid Subscriber Ratio |
| 75/100 |
| 25% |
| The House of Beasts & Vines |
| 23K |
| N/A |
| $7/mo |
| substack |